Morrgon recently walk around Old Town during human tradition called Arts Alive. The place was infested with many humans, but Morrgon take pity on the ridiculous species that call themselves human, and decide to hand out papers that have information about TV Humboldt. In much the same spirit that puny humans exercise "kindness to animals," Morrgon did recommend to the many human vermin he encountered to try watching TV Humboldt. At time, Morrgon thought exposure to a higher order of media might help save silly human race from its own stupidity.
Morrgon now not know what he was thinking. As another ridiculous human tradition called "Christmas" approaches, Morrgon now have more distaste for your pathetic world and it's so-called intelligent life forms than ever before. Morrgon never seen such a disgusting thing as puny humans trying to be good creatures. Seeing so many humans get into spirit of event called Christmas and being kind and caring and generous to each other -- it make Morrgon want to puke! So now Morrgon change mind. TV Humboldt will only bring more laughter and enjoyment to your pitiful kind, so Morrgon NOT want you insignificant peon scumlike creatures to watch it anymore.
Morrgon repeat: DO NOT WATCH TV HUMBOLDT!
Morrgon have more information to share, but Morrgon not like primitive written language of pathetic humankind, so Morrgon will give rest of message with video: